Mexican Bomb Squad

There was a suspicious package down the street today by a government office. Everyone, I mean everyone, hates the governor of Oaxaca and his family runs this office. So they move in trucks and soldiers and they even brought in a howitzer for some reason. You've seen the bomb squad guys with the helmets, body armor, and plexi-glass shields. Those guys were there. They surrounded the "bomb", moved in slowly, brought in a German Shepard, and then some dude wearing a shirt and tie with a cigarette dangling from his mouth pushes through all of them and kicks the box over. Of course pedestrians were standing like 15 feet away watching the whole thing. Well done Mexican Bomb Squad. I think I'm going to write a pilot for Comedy Central called Mexican Bomb Squad.