Gay Gringo

Just a conversation I had the other day with some very confused guy while having a beer. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

"I'm not gay. Well I think there is a 10 or 20% chance I may be gay."

"Dude, I don't care one way or another. I'm not one of these right wing tools who say they are for personal freedom and lack of government involvement and regulation while at the same time legislating against what people do in the privacy of their homes. I don't care what you do or who you do it with as long as you aren't stealing or molesting children."

"Man, that is so cool. I mean, I'm pretty sure I'm not gay but there is a small part of me that is really open to anything. But I like your approach."

"OK, dude, you're gay. If one part of you is open to anything, you are gay. And again, I don't care but you need to quit talking about it. So do you want to come with me and meet girls or do you want to go off by yourself and meet guys?

"I want to meet girls. I don't want to meet guys but I wouldn't say that means I wouldn't be open to some other shit."

"OK, we can hang out but if you bring this up again, you are buying all the beers tonight. Agreed?"

"Agreed."

"OK then, let's go talk to some nice Oaxacan girls."

"That's cool. Do I look gay?"

"Yes. And you're buying."

And he did.